When it rains it pours,Like summer storms, the skies as grey as leaves.

"dear colleeeeeeen, i dont really know how to tell you this, your nostrils are insulting. I think i realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that i may pee my pants. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but i'll keep your glass eye as a memory. you should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and i will haunt you when im reincarnated as an eskimo. best of luck on the sex change, monika" :D